CLASSIFIED
This document contains information about an escaped experimental specimen.
Handle with extreme caution. Side effects may include financial mutations.
Project Code: UNSTABLE-001
Specimen Name: $USDD (Degen Dollar)
Classification: Grotesque Mutation of Traditional Stablecoin
Status: CONTAINMENT FAILED
Risk Level: EXTREME
Research Lead: Dr. Volatility, PhD in Financial Chaos
Date Created: 2024-12-XX
Last Observation: Ongoing (Subject still active)
| Property |
Traditional Stablecoin |
$USDD (Mutated) |
Deviation |
| Price Stability |
±0.01% |
±50-200% |
+20,000% |
| Volatility Index |
Low (0-5) |
Extreme (95-100) |
+2000% |
| Predictability |
High |
Non-existent |
Total Loss |
| User Sleep Quality |
Normal |
Severely Impaired |
-90% |
| Mental Health Impact |
Neutral |
Highly Addictive |
Dangerous |
97%
Specimen shows severe instability mutations.
Traditional peg mechanisms completely destroyed.
∞ (Infinite)
Price movements defy all known mathematical models.
Behavior classified as "financial chaos theory."
100% Addiction Rate
All test subjects show compulsive trading behavior.
Withdrawal symptoms include FOMO and chart obsession.
50/50 Extreme Outcome
Subjects report either massive wealth or total ruin.
No middle ground observed in 1,247 test cases.
Day 1: Initial specimen creation successful. Stability mechanisms intentionally
corrupted.
Day 7: First signs of extreme volatility mutation. Price swings of ±30% within minutes.
Day 14: CONTAINMENT BREACH - Specimen escaped laboratory
environment.
Day 21: Specimen adapting to wild environment. Showing signs of increased
unpredictability.
Day 30: Test subjects beginning voluntary exposure. Addiction patterns emerging.
Current: Specimen population growing exponentially. No known cure for exposure.
Confirmed Side Effects in Test Subjects:
- Instant wealth syndrome (temporary, may reverse suddenly)
- Complete financial ruin (permanent in 47% of cases)
- Chronic chart-watching disorder
- Sleep deprivation (checking prices at 3 AM)
- Social isolation (unable to explain losses to family)
- Diamond hands syndrome (inability to sell despite losses)
- Hopium addiction (eternal optimism despite evidence)
$USDD has NOT been tested on human subjects.
By acquiring this specimen, YOU become the test subject.
Dr. Volatility's Laboratory accepts ZERO responsibility for outcomes.
Primary Objective: Create the antithesis of boring stablecoins ✅ SUCCESS
Secondary Objective: Maintain any form of price stability ❌ CATASTROPHIC FAILURE
Tertiary Objective: Preserve user mental health ❌ TOTAL
DESTRUCTION
Final Assessment: The $USDD experiment has exceeded all expectations for chaos and
unpredictability.
While this represents a complete failure of traditional financial engineering, it has successfully
created
the world's first intentionally unstable coin. The specimen appears to be self-sustaining in the wild
and shows no signs of returning to stability.
Dr. Volatility
Chief Mad Scientist
Financial Chaos Division
Dr. Unstable
Senior Researcher
Volatility Engineering